If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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