I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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