Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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