The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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