I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I pour the whiskey from now on
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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