You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate