I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....