you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were trust falling into bushes
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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