I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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