Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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