Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Oh Jesus.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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