I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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