we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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