So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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