Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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