he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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