real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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