Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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