I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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