we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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