Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
