as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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