Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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