Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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