so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
