Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I want to fling myself into the sun
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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