All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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