at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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