I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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