its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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