Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just cropdusted the office
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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