WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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