You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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