Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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