I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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