I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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