Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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