Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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