Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
