what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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