Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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