Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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