can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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