but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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