his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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