Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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