): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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