Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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