The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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