I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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