I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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