all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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