Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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