So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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