Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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